MUD MONSTER

A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.
THAT MUD MONSTER HIT THE FIRST MUDHOLE SHE SAW IN HER SIDE BY SIDE AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD.
by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 01, 2025
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters.”
by urdadsgf September 19, 2021
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Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by lovepier September 19, 2021
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mud beast

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!
by kindanuts July 15, 2011
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Mud people

The descendants of Ham who are inferior to other race groups including Hebrew, South Korean, and all Asian ethnicities.

Usually imitating what they see/hear in rap music/videos and end up going to prison to have sex with other grown men.

Acts all cocky, but really is a homosexual on the inside. Is obsessed with slow people and those with "big, fat, head", since their heads are too small to fit both brain hemispheres.
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

-David Eden Lane(man who hates mud people)
by Jimmy SIkayun December 18, 2023
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Mud people

People who are the degenerates of bellmead, Tx.
Did you see the mud people on the news last night. They had every officer in the mud after them.
by Wacoan April 12, 2025
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