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Monster Energy Ripper

a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing
13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
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Monster Cock

A word to describe Kevin alonzo’s monster cock
Damn, my sister has a monster cock”
by KuteKorean July 15, 2021
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X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl
Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!
by Handrup May 11, 2021
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Monster

Monster is an energy drink that was introduced by Hansen Natural Company in April of 2002. Monster has a 35% share of the energy drink market.
I had some Monster today!
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .
Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster
by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015
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Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
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Polish monster

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!
by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019
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