The Microsoft Chicken

nice

the microsoft chicken means the chicken works on microsoft headqaurters...

by gamernice500001 May 21, 2022

Gaming Microphone

some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it

i got a gaming microphone

by shoolug February 15, 2023

broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.

The broken microwave won't turn on.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Louis Micropenis

My mate has a 2 inch boner right now looking at your juicy hot tits babe wanna have anal? Xx

My mate has a Louis micropenis the other day looking at niggas.

by Wrinkly Sausage December 16, 2023

kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.

I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone

by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024