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Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi
A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
mugGet the Which is why I'm pretending to be himmug.

I'm finna steal

If I see a single endgame spoiler, I'm finna steal.
by cb21 May 5, 2019
mugGet the I'm finna stealmug.

An I'm Sherlocked

When you like a bunch of comments but don't reply.
Farah just pulled an I'm Sherlocked
by Dgwyegeveushh December 7, 2017
mugGet the An I'm Sherlockedmug.

I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
mugGet the I'm shopping for someone else...mug.

I'm Gab'ing

When you are a little older and you are out with friends on a Saturday night with nothing to do on Sunday you still want to be home and in bad by 9:30p.
Oh man, It is 9pm I'm Gab'ing, sorry to end the night so early.
by Zackieeeee January 15, 2022
mugGet the I'm Gab'ingmug.
A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
mugGet the When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chilemug.

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