golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

by David Gary David June 19, 2018

Golden State Warriors

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 2, 2023

Golden star book

A children’s book that is of a lower quality and is cheaply made.

My school is so broke... the kids only have golden star books to work with

by Wordilator January 23, 2021

Golden Retriever

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.

"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1

by Veebop December 6, 2022

Golden Mouth

A nick name given to Cleopatra by Julius Caesar. This name was given to her as she was remarkably good at giving head. The term golden is used as she is royalty, and mouth because she was good at using it while giving the blowjob.

It is still used as a name for people who are good at it.

I was blown by a golden mouth.

by i did not make it boom May 8, 2024

A Golden Companion

A golden companion is a friend so incredibly close to you that at first you see them as pseudo-siblings, and then as time goes on, even more than that, to the point where they aren't a pseudo-sibling, but a golden companion. These people are the closest of the closest to you and will stay with you until the end of time. A Golden Companion is never a romantic one, a Golden Companion that is romantic is called a Rose-Golden Companion.

I've known her for years, she's A Golden Companion and I'll never stop being her friend I love her so much.

by GoldenFlare August 12, 2022