Facebook groundhog

Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.

Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.

Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.

He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.

by GotLix August 30, 2012

Facebook Humor

When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.

"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"

"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"

Time for a little facebook humor.

by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011

facebook stunna

Someone that will post a status, comment, picture, etc. About how they're gonna kick someones ass. But in real life they wouldn't even look at you wrong.
Usually this happens because the Facebook Stunna doesn't wanna look like a pussy in front of other friends who don't even know them

. Man # 1..that lil boy thinks he's ham. man # 2..he's just a big facebook stunna forreal.

by Jessssie(; October 14, 2011

Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.

Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.

by Emadrio October 20, 2010

Facebook IQ

The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.

If only plagiarism was allowed, then his actual IQ would be close to his Facebook IQ.

by TheSilentObserver August 16, 2011

Facebook Beauty

A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.

Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.

Friend- She's not that hot man.

Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!

Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.

by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013