Facebook Humor

When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.

"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"

"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"

Time for a little facebook humor.

by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011

Facebook groundhog

Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.

Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.

Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

Facebook Frontin'

FBF or Facebook frontin' is when somone makes their appearance on facebook different from how they are in real life just to try and attract a certain group of people and/or make themselves look "cool".

Rat is Facebook Frontin' too hard. He's just tryna look cool for that girl.

Cheese be FBF too much.

FacebookFrontinFronting

by nitsuawckcw October 23, 2011

Facebook Graveyard

A facebook group or profile which hasn't been used in so long it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, which scares facebookees to their core.

Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.

a) Yo, have you seen Adam's facebook page lately?
b) Bitch, that thing's a facebook graveyard.

by The Fishy Chicken August 11, 2011

Facebook Purgatory

When you receive a friend request that you do not want to accept nor deny so they just stay in your friend request notification tab.

My mom is trying to add me on Facebook but I'm just leaving her in Facebook purgatory.

by Mr.McGibbletts August 10, 2016

Facebook Beauty

A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.

Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.

Friend- She's not that hot man.

Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!

Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.

by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013

facebook insurance

The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.

FB USER: I am 2 bored.....

FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?

FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance

see joke insurance

by babydoll d aka donny velonni December 11, 2009