Facebook Smartypants

A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.

Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!

Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.

by CaptainObvious_69 October 24, 2011

Facebook Kurting

Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.

Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.

by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011

Shit-facebooking

The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.

Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.

Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking

by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011

Facebook smart

Being able to succeed at tending a farm, running a mafia, and building a city all while creating a page that displays your hundreds of friends (you're so popular) and uniqueness by "liking" and displaying pictures, songs, events, quotes and statuses that thousands and sometimes millions of other people like as well

I was looking at my sisters Facebook page the other day and boy was I impressed. She reached level 200 on Farmville, has 200,000 people in her mafia, created and owns the biggest city on Cityville, has more than 5,000 friends, likes all the same things as everybody else and copies and pastes every major status update in the world. Now that's not just smart, that's Facebook smart.

by Pooeyscooter July 17, 2011

facebook jockin

a individual that comments on alot of your posts with stupid shit

person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?

person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude

by dfvbgh September 26, 2011

Facebook Etiquette

The definition of what is acceptable protocol when using Facebook, specifically whether or not it is acceptable to ask someone out through this forum or if that would be perceived as stalking and creepy. This relates to someone you have not yet met properly.

Facebook Etiquette: hypothetical situation as follows: guy meets girl but has minimal opportunity to communicate since the meeting point thus far has been in a loud bar, albeit a top, top place! Girl has a particularly gorgeous smile! Guy takes matters into his own hands and plans a surprise delivery of flowers and a package to said bar during a charity event (is this poor timing?) Guy & girl become FB friends. Is it then acceptable protocol to pursue further contact via FB or should they wait until the next chance encounter at the noisy bar?

Consensus is: Nothing ventured, nothing gained, & Life is too short. ***This is contingent upon girl not being easily offended & a tad on the adventurous side.

by Mr. Intrigue December 23, 2010

Facebook Purgatory

When you receive a friend request that you do not want to accept nor deny so they just stay in your friend request notification tab.

My mom is trying to add me on Facebook but I'm just leaving her in Facebook purgatory.

by Mr.McGibbletts August 10, 2016