This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.
-logs onto facebook
-see's a funny status
-likes funny status
-starts browsing pictures
-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people
-tries to think of a clever status but fails
-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.
/Facebook Distraction
-see's a funny status
-likes funny status
-starts browsing pictures
-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people
-tries to think of a clever status but fails
-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.
/Facebook Distraction
by Blofu February 13, 2012
Get the Facebook Distractionmug. The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.
by TheSilentObserver August 16, 2011
Get the Facebook IQmug. When friends and family jest with each other by using their facebook without their permission, and update their status to vulgar things, usually involving gay sex.
Facebook: "I love men... facebookraped.com!"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"
Victim: "Shit, I've been facebook raped and everyone knows it, because they'll visit facebookraped.com"
by pigandsquid July 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Rapedmug. Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.
Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.
Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.
Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.
by JohnDeereCamo February 24, 2012
Get the facebook whoremug. Moments that are so insanely random, retarded, original, stupid that they are epic.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
Therefore, making them Facebook material.
by thegoodleftundone June 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Momentsmug. A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.
Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
by CaptainObvious_69 October 24, 2011
Get the Facebook Smartypantsmug. Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.
by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011
Get the Facebook Kurtingmug.