Facebook Graveyard

A facebook group or profile which hasn't been used in so long it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, which scares facebookees to their core.

Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.
a) Yo, have you seen Adam's facebook page lately?
b) Bitch, that thing's a facebook graveyard.
by The Fishy Chicken August 08, 2011
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Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.
He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.
by GotLix August 30, 2012
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facebook jockin

a individual that comments on alot of your posts with stupid shit
person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?

person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
by dfvbgh September 26, 2011
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Facebook slagger

A Facebook Slagger is a person who is never online when needed, for example a Group chat where a topic is getting discussed or if hes just not online when all the other Brochacho's are going nuts on Face.
Brochacho 1: Dude, Frank is slaggin again.

Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !

Brochacho 1: Totally !
by ThelittleGumbas August 03, 2011
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Facebook IQ

The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.
If only plagiarism was allowed, then his actual IQ would be close to his Facebook IQ.
by TheSilentObserver August 13, 2011
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Facebook Fingers

i used my facebook fingers to facebook finger my way through facebook
by Facebook Fingers March 03, 2015
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Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.
"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.
by Dey-ron June 22, 2014
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