mac-n-crack 

Cookin' up some macaroni and cheese and topping it off with a little crack

I made some mac n' cheese, but i didn't have any salt. So I cooked up some crack and tossed it on there; now its mac-n-crack.

mac-n-crack by Wigglytuff September 8, 2007

swamp crack 

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

swamp crack by bernard l. November 13, 2007

trench crack 

Derived from "trench foot" - a condition experienced by soldiers during the world wars in "trench warfare".
Also known as chef's arse, an irritating, itchy skin complaint caused by a combination of heat, sweat and tight trousers.

"If I don't get my trench crack sorted soon, it's going to cross the Biffin's bridge and I'll end up with sack rot".

trench crack by Patrese January 11, 2008

cotton crack

The act of a male sagging his pants so low his crack can be seen through his underwear.

Female #1: Did you see that cute guy walk by?

Female #2: Yeah, he was cute but he had a total cotton crack.

cotton crack by ItstartswithaD January 16, 2008

Dumb Crack 

being incredibly stupid. having the intelligence of someone doped up

*someone randomly trips nd falls into a trash can...while the trash can was in plain sight*

me: "what a DUMB CRACK!"

Dumb Crack by 1373204 July 8, 2009

Shit Crack 

Shit Crack is a word that is used to describe and address many things. In addition to this it has several meanings, here they are. 1. A person that is shit crack is incomprehensibly boring, mediocre, idiotic, and so irrationally ignorant that when they walk into the room you know you hate them. 2. Shit Crack is a fucking hilarious word and may be used as a comedic term. 3. When Shit Crack is used to describe a place that means: 1. That the place is literally so awful it is literally a crack(like in a sidewalk) filled with shit, or 2. That is ridiculously mediocre and tasteless(taco bell) that even the herpes on the toilet seat are too good for the place. Please use Shit Crack it will make your descriptions of "anything" seem more... colorful.

7/11 is shit crack.

George Bush is shit crack, but i hated him already before he was sworn into presidency, the second time.

All mainstream commercial music (anything on Z100) is shit crack, meaning most people have a shit crack taste in music

Shit Crack by Frosty Nips November 7, 2010

goats on crack 

Old stoner drugies with no life, goats on crack.

Some old many hanging out behind a drug store sniffing crack.

goats on crack by Boris Yeltson October 2, 2003