no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them

-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love

by Donoav March 22, 2025

Vaughan Christian Bussard

A stupid idiot who shows his wiener to small children

I´m Vaughan Christian Bussarding it right now

by Clemming March 24, 2025

Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

by Sigmalord June 6, 2024

Christian

A guy who shaves his legs

John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day

by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024

Christian

Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name

but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.

"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)

by subbst June 9, 2024

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Christianity

An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.

Christianity should be eradicated from modern society.

by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024