crusty cake

1. The skid mark left in ones underwear after taking a large satisfying dump without adequate wiping.

2. A turd nugget (cake sized) left stuck to the bottom of a toilet bowl after a large dump that does not flush down with the rest of the poo.

Eg. Oh man, I left the biggest crusty cake in the teachers private bathroom yesterday.

by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

Layer Cake

When you shit and you think you're done so you go and wipe only to find out you still have to shit more. So you wipe again and that first wipe becomes the first layer in your bathroom layer cake.

Do you ever take a dump and it's one of those layer cakes? That's what I'm experiencing right now.

by FrequentShitter February 15, 2017

cake plate

A bastardized metaphorical version of the word placates (meaning to appease or pacify especially by concession). This word started as a colloquialism in Las Vegas Nevada, used by men when they were forced to make concessions especially when dealing with women. It is used in often in the service industry.

placates concession pacify appease women

Example: (Two male bartenders talking about a female cocktail waitress)
Bartender 1: Marry is being a real bitch today I don’t know what her problem is…
Bartender 2: She’s probably just hung over from parting too much last night, just cake plate her and keep it moving

placates concession pacify appease women

by Dirty Mike LV December 20, 2011

Maple Cake

Las Jami + 1's record label. It promotes super-indie acts such as Key Lime Pie, Yemmi's Band, Andrea & Her Fat Friends, and Operation Project Theory.

We heard your single, "Insanity" and we think you'd be a great addition to the Maple Cake family.

by Jesska March 24, 2004

chum cake

Supercake allstars first album.
----> WHAT poodle EATS FOR BREAKFAST

1. omg did you get that super great album buy supercake allstars, CHUM CAKE?
2. "Come here poodle, we've got some yummy chum cake for you..."

by Emsi January 31, 2004

Cake-Face

see pie face pie eater

one whose face is covered with cake debris from furious consumption of baked goods

by cakey cakey cake face August 8, 2004

the cake is a lie

When a transsexual tricks a strait male into thinking he's a girl in bed.

Hugo: So I said, 'Hey, let's turn on the lights..'

Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'

Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?

Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it

Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!

by Leeping Larry July 17, 2011