A Caleb Cantin is a man who is both thick and thick. Borderline retarded, but borderline the baddest boybitch you've ever seen.
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The dramatic meltdown a man has when the one woman he actually liked leaves his seven person rotation, sending him sulking in sadness, FULL HEARTBREAK-TRAP MODE, and long cinematic stares into space like he's suddenly the lead in a music video about consequences.
“He went from roster king to Cry Captain overnight with a drink in hand, staring at her live stream hoping she might text him back.”
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Get the The Captain mug.Where one spreads his or her cheeks apart and a male lays his erect penis onto his or her exposed anus hole and farts. Which would then make the erect penis bounce up and down like a weather cap on a tractor.
Weather Capping- Like yo I was chillin with Troy last night and shit got crazy and I weather capped his ass!
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