Face-Jacked

When you log on to Face Book and see that people have been carrying on conversations on "your page" without you. People that don't even know each other just sharing the witty reparte and now it takes up your whole page!

"I went to my home page on Face Book only to find my page had been "face-jacked" by my friends about some comment I made, that now has nothing to do with my original thought!"

by bearbax June 15, 2009

Ape face

to heavily masterbate over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.

Charlotte: Omg jamie.! what are you doing?

Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D

Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey

Jamie: Thats the point

by dyson boshky January 15, 2009

Face Queen

A fat woman who has learned to satisfy men by using her mouth instead of her body. She often performs oral sex to the male organ, surrounding area or anus (tossed salad) to satisfy any lover she can obtain.

Buddy #1: "Why is that guy with that disgustingly obese woman? He could get and keep someone a lot more attractive to impress his friends and family."

Buddy # 2: "He likes his salad tossed, hot women don't usually do that and they are a lot of work to please.. so he prefers his Face Queen."

by newfie2 November 25, 2011

Crack Face

To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.

She tried to tell me Fox News was unbiased but I had to crack face.

by Dman508 March 12, 2011

vagina face

means a person has a face or a part of their face that looks like a vagina. made up by two awesome kids who were horrified to find that their evil bus driver subsitute had a vagina face.

Ew that old lady has a vagina face.

by imcoolerthanurmom May 13, 2005

Pepperoni Face

lots of zits acne on a face

Hes a creeper, pepperoni face and braces and all..

by LeRose March 28, 2009

Twat Face

A female manager who smells, acts, and looks like an ovesized and animate vulva. A common characteristic is the possability of one body part being of larger size than another (i.e. one leg longer than the other; one ear bigger than the other).

"It smells like twat, I wonder if Twat Face just got here."
"Twat Face needs a douche to wash the sand out of her vagina."
"Is Twat Face back in tab again?"

by k-liz May 11, 2003