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Crabs On The Block

Hoes On The Block At Night Time Who Got diseases
Mike: Aye Nigga We Got Crabs On The Block

Terry: Nasty Ass Hoes
Mike: Fa Shore My NIgga
by Jokle May 20, 2015
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Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
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Pi’s Block

The math constant’s equivalent of writer’s block. When the number π frustratingly finds herself facing a blank page with zero output on her part, often spewing out a string of four-letter words.
Unlike her constant counterparts like e and 𝜙, rain or shine, π doesn’t give the excuse of pi’s block to rationalize why she’s semi-productive or unproductive on certain days.
by Numerati August 11, 2024
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clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.
Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block
by BBMessy January 1, 2012
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two-block

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.
by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018
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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
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Oma Block You

Oma Block You;

Originally meant to be said as the phrase "i'm going to block you"

Oma Block You is usually an error message sent by an easily offended female with high percentages of anger issues.

The Female to Male Ratio of this phrase are as follows:
Females Recorded: 99%
Males: 1%

Usually said in anger or sarcasm.
Either that or the individual is just a dumb bitch.
Male #1: "Ayo, Show Me You're Tits"
Female #1: "Fuck off, Oma Block You"
by ChopGod149 October 29, 2022
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