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Asshole

"Noah you're an asshole
by Manuteeh June 10, 2021
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Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant
Jacob is being such an asshole
by Asian definitions August 19, 2017
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touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.
that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.
by statiq69 May 19, 2022
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Asshole

A man who is short stubby and can't run very quickly usually named Carter
Oh god this asshole is so short and stubby.
by Bdifkrmgior May 30, 2018
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Rule-breaker asshole

A person who breaks the rules to get on the members' and staffs' last nerve.
My friend joined my discord server to be a rule-breaker asshole, I am so mad.

That dude is such a rule-breaker asshole.
by MindOfPika August 10, 2022
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Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences
Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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