Get the Assholemug. Jacob is being such an asshole
by Asian definitions August 19, 2017
Get the Assholemug. that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.
by statiq69 May 19, 2022
Get the touching the dragons assholemug. Oh god this asshole is so short and stubby.
by Bdifkrmgior May 30, 2018
Get the Assholemug. My friend joined my discord server to be a rule-breaker asshole, I am so mad.
That dude is such a rule-breaker asshole.
That dude is such a rule-breaker asshole.
by MindOfPika August 10, 2022
Get the Rule-breaker assholemug. Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
Get the Assholemug. A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
Get the Texan Asshole Blazemug.