Doing a Murray

Slang phrase for partaking in acts of self-gratification whilst at work

McMc is in the gent's toilets masterbating, i.e. Doing a Murray.

by LiVe LeE October 27, 2010

doing a U

'Doing a U' refers to the act of making out with someone after they have vomited at a party.

Shelly threw up from too much vodka but Andrew kissed her afterwards. Their friends were shocked. "Dude, you were totally doing a U!" they all said to Andrew.

by anonymous1486 July 05, 2010

Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do

I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021

Doing a Michael

To act in a pessimistic and nihilistic manner

Ay. that girl over there is talking about how the world is going to end and how his life is hell
She must be doing a Michael

by Dankleemurs/memes February 23, 2016

Doing a Michael

Doing a Michael is a term best used when someone is doing something awfully daft.

1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."

by MikeyGaydip September 30, 2017

do the jitz

To run or walk away, to leave, let's roll or Let's bounce

1: "The cops busted the party so we had to do the jitz across the road."

2: "Stay a bit longer." "Nah, I gotta do the jitz down to the store and pick me up some vodka."

3: "I hauled her b*tch ass into the car and did the jitz from the cops" "Wtf did you do then?" "Then my mum came in and yelled at me to turn grand theft auto off."

by FLOMG August 02, 2008

Doing a Zane

"Doing a Zane" popularized during the hyphy movement in the Bay Area, is when the driver of a car floors the engine off of an edge (preferably a cliff) and crashes.

Ayo im finna do a Zane at this next corner.

Bro he hardbody for Doing a Zane.

He did not just Do a Zane without a car!

by jakington October 07, 2020