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Imports Suck ASS

Term used by American car-loving retards who believe that pure speed on a straight away will win any race, and who think that even though their asses just got raped by a Lexus, Infiniti, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi, Bugatti, Ferrari, Maserati, Lamborghini, or any other imported car, the unsilenced "roar" of their V8 engines will somehow make the size of their 3" penises increase. Imports are, and will always be, the most powerful and luxurious cars in the world.
Imports Suck ASS because I am so arrogantly narrow-minded in thinking that my brand new 2011 Chevrolet Camaro will beat a 2007 BMW M5 and will make my 3" penis almost one and a half times larger.
by Factual Cars February 21, 2011
mugGet the Imports Suck ASSmug.

suck your mum

suck your mum is a term used to offend somebod. It is mainly used by uneducated British citizens who have limited vocabulary and don not have any other way of expressing their upset or annoyance.
Person 1: suck your mum you reject child
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde

PROCEED INTO A FIGHT
by k7.stackz April 28, 2020
mugGet the suck your mummug.

rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.
Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
mugGet the rim-suck positionmug.

suck wind

grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded
by samdog November 18, 2004
mugGet the suck windmug.

a fair suck of the sav

Hey mate, hows that new car going,

Hey bro, Na i got ripped off with that 1, i didnt get a fair suck of the sav
by livingBipolar June 15, 2010
mugGet the a fair suck of the savmug.

Namekian Dick Suck

When three women put their mouth over a man's (or namekian's) penis. Two girls put their mouth over half his lower penis sucking it on each side. The other one is upside-down sucking the head of the penis with her legs hanging on the guy's shoulders and her ass facing the guy's face.
Dude, I went to the club last night, and I picked up three girls. Then gave me a Namekian Dick Suck! It was awesome!
by Triple ExXx April 8, 2009
mugGet the Namekian Dick Suckmug.

lance sucks nuts

a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls
So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?
by nutsucks September 26, 2009
mugGet the lance sucks nutsmug.

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