Dutch Taco

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.
After hours of intercourse Samantha wouldn't climax until I finished her off with a Dutch Taco. She came so hard it was like sitting on a bidet.
by Ezmo August 14, 2009
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louisiana taco

when a guy shits in a girls pussy then eats her out.
guy 1: i gave that bitch a louisiana taco last night.
guy 2: i know you gotta little left on your mustache.
by Billy Bones91 September 25, 2007
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taco crotch

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.
Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.
by John_K July 02, 2006
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Human Taco

A sex move often performed in the Southwestern portion of the United States, in which a female places a dildo in between her breasts. The male then cums onto said dildo to create 'sour cream'. Blood, often from a period, is used as 'salsa'. Feces from either party can be used as beans or guacamole. In extreme cases, urine can be used as cheese. A commonly utilized move is to add lettuce/ herbs as greens for the taco. As a finale, the male will attempt to eat completed taco off the females chest.
My mom walked in on us while I was making my sister into a Human Taco.
by Jersey boy chad December 27, 2013
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Taco Tuesday

Shitting in a guys asshole and squeezing his ass together making a taco.
I taco tuesday’d Drew’s ass
by Sexy Nate ass eater August 02, 2019
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Taco Rocket

That guy with the taco rocket blew gravel into my grass!
by parrothed71 February 05, 2010
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pocket taco

A pocket taco is a small change purse with a zipper. The outside resembles a hard-shell taco with lettuce and tomato.
Here is a quarter. You might want to keep it in your pocket taco so it doesn't fall through the hole in your pants.
by mamajenjoker November 22, 2013
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