mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born

i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Potato

A middle aged irishman

i fucking hate potatoes

by irishpotatolover69 June 6, 2022

canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you

She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.

by Quiefmister January 21, 2018

Potato

Women who often resemble potatoes, in both figure, and facial looks, who take it upon themselves to look down on attractive women. They are generally miserable, and rude.

That potato on Facebook, is always telling me to cover my arms, because I am causing her husband to look at me.

by Hot Chicky Babe January 16, 2020

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

Potato

A potato is a roof vegetable that a lot of people find funny. Some people have a potato fetish where all they can think about are potatoes.

Person with a potato fetish: I’m a potato
Normal person: Aren’t potatoes just like vegetables

Person with a potato fetish: no, potatoes are a lifestyle

by 🕺🏾Yolanda🕺🏾 January 1, 2020

potato fries

Any form of potato cut in sticks.

Carissa: Man I need some potato fries
Amy: POTATo FRrieS???

by Pastelsaltz July 26, 2019