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am I the only one 

A common phrase with the connotation "I feel I'm in the minority on this subject" that has received ridiculous amounts of trendy hate from the socially-impaired unable to understand anything in a non-literal manner.
Honest Question: "Am I the only one who...?"

Person 1: "You're never the only one!"
Person 2: "You're never the only one idiot!"
Person 3: "Idiot, you're NEVER the only one"
Person 4: "Yeah, you can never possibly be the only one!"
Person 5: "We are so LOGICAL!"
am I the only one by Breadline October 29, 2011

jammin' on the one 

kill whitey, term used in the deep south like in alabama, or mississippi
jammin' on the one by Shafto April 13, 2004

The Overlord 

The act of having sexual relations with an abnormally large and homely female in order to further his friend's chances with her better looking female accomplice.
Did you hear Roger's just performed The Overlord with shamu so Alan could score with that one sorority chick. Rogers is such a swell feller, but he might have contracted an STD in the process.
The Overlord by Old Norse Õthinn December 1, 2006

Checking the oil 

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.
Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil
Checking the oil by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015

cake by the ocean 

Sex on the beach with a girl who has a great ass!
James: Imma take Lori for a piece of cake by the ocean! 😜

Adam: mmmm tasty. Enjoy! Imma stay home and have a piece!
James: Sweet.
cake by the ocean by Newfiediver October 5, 2016

The old okey doke

To participate in a two man wheel barrel maneuver where one man is pushed sitting in the wheel barrel while holding shotguns (or other firearms) shooting zombies while the other pushes them to safety.
Cletus : My leg is busted up good Chuck, I don't think I can make it.
Chuck: That's alright Cletus, we'll just give these zombie sum bitches The old okey doke *wink*.