Shut Up and Take My Money!

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.

Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"

by ornjoos January 7, 2012

I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!

A famous quote from the anime Death Note said by the protagonist Light Yagami. In the show, Light uses a book called the Death Note to kill criminals under the alias Kira. When his home is bugged with multiple cameras by the detective L after he suspects Light to be Kira, Light devises a plan in which he hides a miniature TV in a bag of potato chips. By doing this, he can kill criminals that are being broadcast live but from the perspective of L’s surveillance he is just studying for his exams. Light has given himself an alibi since L thinks he has no way of obtaining information on the criminals being killed. To celebrate his victory over L’s cameras, he gloats in his internal monologue while eating his chip.

Light: “Just watch me, L! I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!”

by The_D0C70R January 2, 2021

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

Take me up the north mountain

To take up the north mountain :-
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.

2. To fuck someone in the ass.

ANNA SAID TO KRISTOFF " TAKE ME UP THE NORTH MOUNTAIN, NOW!"

by ALEXOUS1 May 14, 2018

Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink

Des has it for some reason and finds it "hot"

-Jen

Des has an Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink and he finds it hot and cute

by JenniferHatesPeople June 17, 2019

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police

All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

can I take a rain check?

means: that you do not want to accept an offer or suggestion but you might accept it at another time.

Annie: i was just calling to see if you wanted to have lunch tomorrow.
MAry: oh, I'm Sorry I have a meeting at that time, can I take a rain check?....

by afernand April 27, 2011