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jewish jesus taco 

When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.
"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."
jewish jesus taco by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013

giant cheese taco 

I went to fuck my gf and she had a giant cheese taco
giant cheese taco by ~Alexandria November 12, 2013
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hairy taco

He likes to put his meat in my hairy taco.
hairy taco by alex kat December 18, 2005

booty taco 

to have shit in beetween your buttcrack whilr it is closed or to have a alot of stuff in your taco
eww the tacos at taco bell are booty tacos
booty taco by lilspick593 May 6, 2008

Greasy Taco 

Disease ridden lady genitalia, usually use in reference to Hispanic or ghetto woman. With extra hot sauce means it is menstruating.
I just mowed down a huge Greasy Taco. Hold the hot sauce, please!
Greasy Taco by DirtyM3XICAN November 5, 2014

Italian Taco 

When the buttcheeks are pulled apart , then you take a shit in their butt crack, next you jizz in it, followed by the squeezing of the buttcheeks, and finally you eat it up making it appear to resemble a taco.
Herbert Finkle was incredibly pleased after he performed his first Italian Taco.
Italian Taco by pussy cruncher August 15, 2011

Beef in Taco 

1. Dig this Beef=Penis, Taco=Vagina, put 2+2 together and 4=sexual intercourse
Yo cunt can i put my penis in your vagina

Yo cunt can i put my Beef in your Taco

Therefore Beef in Taco refers to sexual intercourse