by KSideCrip November 22, 2021

A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.
The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!
by JibSS October 1, 2010

Often said to a male when he is either complaining about something inane or performing a manly action poorly. It insinuates that he is female, he is menstruating, and that he placed the sanitary napkin to catch the flow with the sticky side towards his genitalia. This causes obvious pain, which leads to both anger and poorer performance all around. Ask any woman over the age of 13 who has used pads. She'll know.
(At shooting range) "Dude, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!" "Shaddup, it's the sights are off!" "Whatever, man, sticky side out."
by minameismud May 2, 2011

by pizza is gooder December 10, 2018

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

In K-pop, this means a song that isn't a title track. This is only for K-pop though. Historically, it isn't used like this.
by imthetrend6 October 8, 2021

When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low
Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
by Xolu December 24, 2023
