hand job

when some one else Masterbates you for you

'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'

'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'

ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan

by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

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ball job

ball job is a blow job is a BJ is giving head .

SUCK MY DICK . or give me a ball job .
zoya: can i give you a ball job ?

by BEEEJAAAY12347t67843 April 23, 2010

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Heel Job

While in the 69 position, the man places his heel on the back of the women's head and exerts downward pressure to ensure proper motivation.

She was tiring some after her orgasm so I helped out by giving myself a heel job.

by Big Seat June 24, 2010

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Hand job

wen a girl rubs or wacks a guy's dick cuz they think it feels goooood...fuck,y dont they just do it themselves??

wen gigi broke chris's fucker machine

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

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steve job

When someone tells you or shows you something so brilliant and innovative that it almost makes you come (figuratively speaking), you just got a steve job.

Can also imply a job involving a lot of free, open innovative and creative thinking, where you get to talk about cool tech stuff and design all day.

Example 1:
John: Man, I just read and amazing innovative article on Wired Magazine. Best Steve Job ever! I totally blew my load all over my Magic Mouse!
Ben: Awesome... I came too

Example 2:
Ben: My job consists of brainstorming and innovating all day.
John: A real Steve Job?
Ben: Yes.

by Nis & Isak June 10, 2010

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