Ain't My House!!!

Phrase used to signify no risk of consequences or reprecussions. Particlarly in a party setting.

Barry "Holy shit, you just smashed a hole in Evan Stone's wall."

Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"

by Neo June 13, 2003

Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

by A~~ December 15, 2011

Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

by anonymous March 8, 2005

trap house fade

eyebrows that look like they disappear into a black hole

"Did you see her eyebrows?"

"Yeah, that trap house fade is ugly af!"

by efhsgwall January 13, 2015

filthy fun house

A reverse titty-fuck where you sit on the girls face, get some ass play, and fuck some titties.

I gave yer ma a filthy fun house last night, she let me bounce around on them twins for hours.

by Asseater 3000 December 4, 2013

Flap House Fandango

A phenomenon experienced during rigorous exercise when oversized female genitalia begins slapping uncontrollably, creating an unexpectedly joyous and party like environment.

During a Zumba session at the Womens Guild Centre, the professional Lady caused a Flap House Fandango when the instructor played Cotton Eye Joe.

by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

house payment wheels

Rims for a vehicle that are equal to or greater than your house payment.

"yo man i just put some sick house payment wheels on my whip. come check em out"

by macdaddy09 May 12, 2010