Ain't My House!!!

Phrase used to signify no risk of consequences or reprecussions. Particlarly in a party setting.

Barry "Holy shit, you just smashed a hole in Evan Stone's wall."

Cadillac Joe "Hahaha, AIN'T MY HOUSE!!!"

by Neo June 13, 2003

Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

by A~~ December 15, 2011

Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

by anonymous March 8, 2005

stink the house down

When a single family residence be it house, townhouse, condo, apartment, motorhome, cave or teepee is left with an unbearable stink following a visit from a not so close friend, relative or acquaintance. The odor leaving person is usually totally unaware of the stench they pack and are often overly friendly and jovial. The stink left behind is usually hiding in furniture and is not a bathroom type stink but more of a combination of all other bodily stinks blended together like a stink frappe. The stink can be removed from leather furniture with Awesome L.A. Cleaner or Lemon Pledge but for fabric covered seats and cushions you are really up a creek.

Byron came over after badminton practice laughing at some of his team mates. He said they were being big babies because the showers had been broken all season so they had not been able to shower after practice for two weeks. Everywhere they go they stink the house down.

by carshowburger July 13, 2010

Crooked Window House

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.

I am happy meeting in crooked window house.

by George Richards May 27, 2011

house payment wheels

Rims for a vehicle that are equal to or greater than your house payment.

"yo man i just put some sick house payment wheels on my whip. come check em out"

by macdaddy09 May 12, 2010

Russian Round-house

The art of doing a round house kick over your girl friend, knocking a shot glass off her head with your nutsack

Babe, I didn't mean to hit you during that Russian Round-house.

by Fappio Flintstone September 18, 2014