Dylan

Dylan is the super competitive guy who has an above average ability in football. Mostly all of the time he is an absolute jerk but that is compensated by his humor (although it can be an upsetting joke) All Dylan’s are INCREDIBLY terrible at drawing. However, every Dylan can concoct a masterpiece of literature that’s recognised by everyone in their lives. Now to end this definition of a Dylan, they are ALL popular kids for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Classmate 1: Did you see who scored that incredible goal in football?

Classmate 2: I didn’t but his name is most definitely Dylan!

Classmate 1: We just need to see his terrible art ability to confirm it 😂

by Aphrodite20 May 31, 2024

Dylan

A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2

You remind me of Dylan

by kiteflyer May 31, 2024

Dylan trenck

Somebody who is the definition of a bitch ass nigga. One can usually smell it from a mile away. Usually bald but more so a bitch ass nigga.

Man 1: Wow that dude is a Dylan Trenck

Man 2: what is a Dylan trenck?

Man 1: a dylan trenck is a bitch ass nigga

by Bigoleniggabooty25 June 5, 2024

Dayland

Dayland is a loving soul when it comes to loving a person. He had sum shifty starts in the past but he's not gonna let that affect the way he love one another. Hes a freak when its past 10 or 11,He'll make you nervous with sexy ass voice and his moans make u feel like a few kids arent that bad

*person* Dayland was a hoe back the

well he's showing me what true love is thats old stuff people change

by handylandy June 5, 2024

Dylan Armstrong

Dylan Armstrong. A person who despite changing their name is still a mess through and through.

"Have you seen the way he's been acting lately? He's such a Dylan Armstrong."

by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024

Dylan

Literally the worlds fattest man alive, puts obese whales to shame (and Lizzo). Has a gf but knows hes gay inside due to his tendancies of rimming on the weekend

Josh: You see that Dylan guy
Oli: How can't I hes so fat

by glsdnkSEGOHI December 6, 2024

Dylan

I don’t understand how the world could be so cruel as to show me the sweetest guy I’ve ever met. Then immediately rip him away from me. Maybe this is pathetic and maybe you wouldn’t even want me to but I’d wait until you were ready. The thought of you with someone else is something I don’t even want to imagine. To the girl who gets to spend the rest of her life with you I envy her and I hope she treats you with the love and care you deserve. I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted. I hope one day you make it big and everyone who hears your songs knows it’s by you. I hope if you read this even though I doubt you ever will, you will know just how much our short time together meant to me.

Dylan is the sweetest most funny guy you will ever meet and he has a big heart.

by Emma Alonzo December 16, 2024