Kiko Syndrome

A condition where the victim can't grow out of Naruto. Most victims are Naruto fanboys and suffer from Naruto obsessions, won't stop making references and are extremely annoying. Dosen't matter how much animes the victims watched, it seems as if they only watched Naruto. If you suffer from this condition your friends and familly miss you.

"What a drag.."

"He must have Kiko Syndrome!"

by Drinoco098 February 24, 2022

Sand Syndrome

Sand syndrome is when you go mining in Minecraft and you immediately get blown up by a creeper and die, no matter your gear.

Undermaan was blown up by creeper

Jim: He was infected with Sand Syndrome

by TheFlameGuy November 5, 2022

Retw Syndrome

"'Reinventing the Wheel' Syndrome" or otherwise 'Retw Syndrome', refers to when people on the internet feel the need to reinvent already existing words, phrases or ideas; often in an inferior and/or janky way.

"oh yeah he's my enbyfriend" - A

"your what?" - B

"y'know, gender neutral term for boyfriend/girlfriend" - A

"dude, I think you have Retw Syndrome, because the word 'partner' already exists" - B

by Cnek January 28, 2023

Daaif Syndrome

A fake medical excuse used to get out of work

Tom lied about his neck pain to get out of work. I guess he has Daaif syndrome

by WordofW September 21, 2022

Gorgeous Syndrome

Increasing numbers of ladies in this world, in the gorgeous category, have the frustration of human maleso consistently getting so excited when they attempt to make love to the gorgeous girl......they consistently pre-ejaculate ........... leaving the most Gorgeous of young ladies perpetually insatiated.....hence, "The Gorgeous Syndrome"......It’s rise to a pandemic is inversely related to the 1% per year reduction of male Testosterone since WWII in Western men, American Men in particular. It is actually a pandemic far worse than COVID-19....It just kills Gorgeous Girls Far....More....Slowly! Fellow reviewers, the Gorgeous Syndrome is a “REAL CONDITION”, discovered by this author in private health care practice……PLEASE, in the public interest, do not let YOUR EGO preclude the publishing thereof. Thank You…..and……all the girls with "The Gorgeous Syndrome" Thank YOU!

Gorgeous Girl I: Whys are so sad, Andrea?
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.

by MadDrJeckel August 7, 2020

Escanor Syndrome

it’s when you feel so superior to someone or multiple people that you can’t feel hatred towards them no matter what you do because you seem like a god compared to them in your head

balls: Dude your gf’s boy best friend is like ruining your chances with her

joe :haha it’s fine he is merely a bug in the path of me

balls: you got escanor syndrome jeez

by mut mode June 27, 2021

Host Syndrome

When someone has an irresistible obsession and worry with the needs and happiness of friends. The individual usually takes on host responsibilities even if they aren’t hosting the group.

“Remember last night at Charlie’s house when Gabe was cleaning up after everyone and getting drinks? He seemed anxious all night?”

“Yeah Gabe’s definitely got Host Syndrome.”

by Frosty Waffle April 12, 2023