Waffling

Complaining or whining about something.

"what is blud waffling about?"

by lunariaaah May 20, 2023

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Waffles

Better than pancakes

Waffles are better, fuck you retz

by FuckYouRetz June 27, 2023

waffle house

hell after 12 am

worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle

by MF710 April 13, 2023

Waffles

Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!

Waffles are the best food!
You betcha!

by the og three May 12, 2023

waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

WaffleTime

A YouTuber well known for his Terraria challenge videos and his extremely vulgar humor.

WaffleTime is my favorite YouTuber.

“Our favorite leafy milf, Plantera.”
“EPIC HELLSTONE MOWING SESSION”
“Try to reforge ONE item with the Goblin Tinkerer and tell me he has a dick and balls.”
“We try to tell the Queen Pee that urine fetishes are unsanitary and quite frankly disgusting.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 19, 2023