Turtle Swirl

When you have a turtle head, you shit in your partner's mouth like a soft serve machine. You cum on the top of it as a drizzle.

I was so horny, I gave her a turtle swirl

by TurtleSwirlMaster January 20, 2026

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Turtle Suit

Also known as an anti-suicide smock, Ferguson, pickle suit, or Bam Bam suit.

A lovely one-piece clothing item jails/prisons give to those seen as a suicide risk. (jokes also count unfortunately)

Jeff: "Man, I got in a fight with Lucy and got arrested last night. They put me in a Turtle Suit."

Dale: "Well that's probably because you were eating a squirrel by the time they found you."

by jew_bastard January 20, 2026

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Turtle

Slang name for weed coined by E-40.

I call weed turtle cause it's green and makes you move slow.

by anonymous March 3, 2026

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The act of pulling the foreskin back, and then pushing the coiled penis skin over the head of the penis to cover it. Which commonly leaves a bit of the penis head showing at the top. Resembling that of a bald man in a turtle neck.

Haven't been turtlenecking since I was a kid. You guys are still doing that?

by TheZucction February 7, 2025

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Turtle tunnel

Uncircumcised penis

The guy last night had a turtle tunnel

by Kandykitty February 22, 2025

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Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

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Turtlenek

An uncircumcised penis, specifically the appearance of the foreskin at rest.

Also referred to as a hoodhe

"I have seen my first turtlenek, when he let me see his penis at rest and uncircumcised".

"Girl, you should have seen my face when I saw that he had turtlenek "!

"I prefer an uncircumcised foreskin, haven't you ever seen a turtlenek at rest"?

by Ridiculousauras😉 April 7, 2025

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