black one

n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking.

That black one I just did felt like my soul was trying to escape.

by Captain Blackheart September 29, 2005

get one

take a dump

yo dubbs, quit hounded me, i gotta go get one.

yo its been 2 hours since i threw down breakfast, when i'm gonna get one?

yo come on D we ready to roll...nah man i gotta go git one first.

by jones August 08, 2003

code one

No lights, no siren. Non-emergency call.(not all departments)

'Unit three alpha, proceed code one to
123 Fake street, noise complaint.'

by ArmyCop June 04, 2004

one of them

One of them usually refers to a measure of contraband. Usually of the illegal kind.

Local proprietor "How, geord, how many?"
Customer "Just get us one of them and two of those."

In this instance the vendor asked how many the buyer would like to buy. The buyer clearly asked for one of them and two of those.

by EX jungle posse April 12, 2011

caught one

when u almost caught one when busting ah nut,cumming, ejaculation, skeetin

Orgins in North Carolina

I almost caught one when i was dancing with this chick in the club.

by supaSTAR252 December 19, 2005

one upper

a person who has to have or do things better than the person they come in contact with.

stacy just bought a newer cell phone than us, she is totally a one upper.

by hahahaha September 06, 2003

Tie One On

To have an alcoholic drink

The Admiral went to the "O" Club to Tie One On with the boys.

by Geoffrey M. Voeth February 08, 2004