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read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet
What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
mugGet the read hardmug.

hard hard

hard hard is a dutch sentence when something goes very well/ is very nice
heb jij die chick gefixt? hard hard!
by hardhard036daniel April 1, 2019
mugGet the hard hardmug.

hard on the street

A game played usually within a cities or town and most time at night (but can be at day.) As you walk from A to B try not to get aroused, but if you do you must be punished by having to find somewhere where near no people and masturbate.
My life is so sad, When walking back from the Pub at one in morning and decided to play hard on the street.
by urban hard April 30, 2016
mugGet the hard on the streetmug.

hard core loser

No matter what he does, he just fucks everything up if he is around you. Keeps acting like a fuckwit near you when you are trying to get into the pants of some girl, spoiling the hunting for the night. Typically needs you to pull him out of a situation he created, where he was about to get the fuck punched out of him by those blokes at the pool table after he stood near them telling them how to play.
Mick thought he was on a winner for a fuck in the car park outside with Jacinta, when Deano rocked up and spilled his beer in her handbag, making her lose her shit so much she got her fat friend and left the club. Mick wanted to flog Deano, but then saw him trying to dry hump some bloke at the pool table, which was gunna turn fatal for Deano any second now. So Mick dragged his stupid cunt mate away from danger and said "mate, stop being such a hard core loser or you can fuckin walk back to Frankston".
by Reynard says July 21, 2017
mugGet the hard core losermug.

hard card

your driver's licsense
"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"
by shabangabang February 14, 2008
mugGet the hard cardmug.

Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.
Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee
by Penkid69 May 16, 2022
mugGet the Hard attackmug.

Harding

When you laugh so hard you turn to stone.
I literally dropped my phone from how laugh I'm harding
by Yogumin November 2, 2022
mugGet the Hardingmug.

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