Texas Broomstick

When you put a dildo up your ass and you have to shit out the dildo

Jake Ryan’s ass was so sore last night because he told me he did the Texas broomstick

by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

Texas Hippy

A drunk

"Another drink...really? Are you going Texas Hippy on me?"

by Mith Miller November 1, 2008

san leon, texas

a small ass town in southern texas that’s filled with rednecks

person: i once bought some questionable substances from san leon, texas

by leoriosbae October 5, 2021

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.

1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund

by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018

The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.

After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022

Texas Spittoon

When during anal intercourse, you pull out and spit your Copenhagen in the hole and then proceed to resume intercourse.

I gave Anne a Texas Spittoon last night, and she hit me for it.

by Johnny Jerry September 11, 2025

Alexis Texas

When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.

Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you.

Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.

by Super Wasian November 6, 2023