Tardtit

A girl who is very dense she’s like a tarred with tits

Jeez that tardtit forgot her homework again ! That girl so dumb she going to win the word for tardtit 4sure

by Clamtart April 13, 2019

Tardatic

To not be retarded, but instead to be tardatic.

Are you a retard, or are you tardatic?

by Tardisma the Wholesale Wizard May 4, 2019

tardy bug

many people consistently tardy to a certain class

There is a tardy bug in my Spanish 1 class.

by MIke Trout June 10, 2019

tardfog

The wave of particles that emanates from the brains of idiots. Anyone in its path are potential victims.

When he addressed the audience, a tardfog was released and lowered the IQ of everyone in the room.

by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

Tardis

Not to be confused with the TARDIS, Tardis was the very first ruler of Gallifrey. He/She cultivated the very first TARDIS and got lost on his/her first test run of it. The TARDIS was named after him/her.

Tardis: Hey, I'm Tardis.

by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

tardranglar

A person that quarf in a persons mouth

A tardranglar is in my house

by K ill me November 16, 2019

Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 20, 2019