Speed Bump 

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

Speed Bump by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

speedloader 

A small, metal circle that has bullets attached to it, to be used to quickly load a revolver.

Person 1 used the speedloader to quickly reload his revolver.

speedloader by buddy retard July 3, 2020

speedtard 

(In a video game) A person who disregards all rational thought in order to make the round or match end faster often resulting in failure.

That speedtard just died in an attempt to end the round.

speedtard by iwasherebutleftat4 July 17, 2020

Speed trap 

A person always in a rush to do nothing

Yo don’t fuck wit him yo that nigga a speed trap in the way ass nigga

Speed trap by Cartair July 18, 2020

Speed

The rate at which someone or something is able to move or operate.

Jan is speed

Speed by Speed is key September 6, 2020

Speedo-intellectual 

A person trying to sound a lot smarter than they actually are but also dress in a manner that leaves very little to the imagination.

That man at the beach was using fancy words but didn't quite know how to use them, but that's OK because he's packing it down there. He's a Speedo-Intellectual.

Speedo-intellectual by jsizzle82 September 10, 2020

Speed

When you say Speed, you mean gay

Speed = Gay

A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.

Ex.
P1: That guy is so Speed.
P2: I heard he has a crush on Jaime

Speed by The One and Only Gi-Lee September 15, 2020