Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 27, 2020
When someone consciously finds themself past their limit in a social situation but they find the energy to keep going because of social obligations. They often experience extreme fatigue after these moments are over.
by carlthelong August 18, 2023
by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018
by Media Queen July 15, 2017
When two or more guys who have all had sexual relations with the same female get together and talk about their sexual experience with said woman.
I ran into two guys at the grocery store who both slept with Stephanie. We all met up at the bar for an eskimo social later. Wow she is disgusting.
by eeby1 December 03, 2015
Sweden's insanity has created a new term for the political debate: Social Justice Pimps. Those who condone an irresponsible policy that they themselves never have to experience the consequences of. In the name of holy virtue you prostitute women to polish up your image as a decent humanitarian, but all you're really doing is collecting the social reward, while women get to take all the risk.
by "The Angry Foreigner" on YT
by "The Angry Foreigner" on YT
The social justice pimps are elitists with no clue on reality. It's so terribly comfortable to yell "diversity!" from a safe distance, when you don't have to live it's effects.
by Eskrevista January 14, 2017
Social Media Super-Colonies is taken from the Argentine Ants in California that have created a colony which spreads hundreds of miles and contains billions of ants hence the Super part of the phrase.
Ants are the most social insects inviting and joining communities within their colonies. The same way that social media works when going viral.
Social Media Super-Colonies refers to inviting people to connect and join online communities which anyone can be part of, however as with any colony they have a defence barrier when it comes to other colonies.
Ants are the most social insects inviting and joining communities within their colonies. The same way that social media works when going viral.
Social Media Super-Colonies refers to inviting people to connect and join online communities which anyone can be part of, however as with any colony they have a defence barrier when it comes to other colonies.
A prime example would be Apple Inc. Apple have created a Social Media Super-Colonies which have the entire world connected. It also has large competitors which they continually put a defensive barrier up and compete to be the best.
by Tiny Ant Marketing September 14, 2013