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Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
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social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol star in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Sexydimma March 7, 2014
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Social terrorism

When donkeys and unicorns come past their differences and become friends
Person A: did you hear about social terrorism?

Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!
by Craaaazyunicrons July 22, 2022
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social coin

The sum total of your assets permitting you to attract a close friend or mate, including, i.e. beauty, fitness, wealth, sense of humor, etc.
John thought he could get Judy as a girlfriend but he didn't have the social coin to do so.
by Ethelred July 17, 2015
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Social Moth

Dave
A person like Dave tries to participate in social interaction. However, fails and looks like an absolute twat, leading to nobody liking him. Therefore, he does not try to engage in anymore social interaction and looks like a lonely boffin. He just tries to hide and blend in, instead of being a butterfly, who floats around the social circles and stands out and is liked.
"Oh my god, Dave just said something really shady towards me!"
"It doesn't matter, he's a social moth anyways. He never interacts and nobody likes him."
by pseudonymouspsycho April 11, 2017
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Social zoned

Below friend zoned, band to social media.

Credit due to: Kaylynn and Marcus
"I like you as a broadcaster, nothing more."
"Bro, you just got social zoned."
by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018
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Social multitasking

The art of communicating with numerous friends via different methods simultaneously. These methods may include face to face communication, Skype, Facebook, email, texting, phone, Windows Messenger, Aim, Steam chat, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, Mumble, XFire, Origin, and various other methods. Those who are Social multitasking are usually communicating with at least three people at a time.
"He's texting with two friends, Steam chatting with three more, and Skype video chatting with a friend who is also on Ventrilo with him and several others. He's good at Social Multitasking."
by ((ASH)) Viper_Prime August 5, 2012
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