its that special dinner in the back of the restaurant
you get a full course dim yum sum meal with a happy ending
you get a full course dim yum sum meal with a happy ending
by syphonik April 10, 2022
Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
by the Trump Administration November 28, 2020
When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.
by Echos_glit January 14, 2025
When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.
by Echos_glit January 14, 2025
This act can ONLY be done with Bush's Original Boston Baked Beans. Open the can of Beans and gently pour them into a woman's vagina (be sure to scrape every last bean in) afterwards take a couple strips of bacon(I would suggest maple smoked) and insert them in as well. Afterwards you are going to fuck her fast and hard so that the friction cooks the bacon and warms up the beans, you will know when you are done because you will here the sizzle of the bacon. Afterwards pull out and let her clean your penis of the tasty leftovers and then grab a spoon and dig in!
Everybody at the family barbecue enjoyed The Boston Special.
by FilledWithBeans April 28, 2021
When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
by Diddy1888 June 11, 2024
by coochieandweed69420 October 26, 2020