sloppy dallas

A blow job while the person giving oral has a mouth full of chip dip.

Yo, that chick gives the best sloppy dallas.

by DarthAmbivalentRevan October 15, 2020

Sloppy Ratha

A sex act involving sitting on a bench all alone and eating cheese when you'd "ratha" be getting laid.

"We went on a date but he gave me the ol' sloppy ratha when it was time to get busy."

by Obstinate Otter January 20, 2025

Sloppy Shaq

Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.

Oh boy I sure do want a sloppy shaq from my ex tonight

by Shaqlord February 1, 2021

Sloppy Joe

When you eat a girl out while she’s on her period

Bro I gave Kirsten a sloppy joe and it was gross but it was still better than the time i ate her ass

by BigFroDH April 3, 2019

Sloppy Dallas

When you get a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

1 " Karen last night gave me a Sloppy Dallas"
2 "Ew your dick must of looked like a turd"

by Dickerson69420_Dick October 15, 2020

sloppy cronkite

To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.

By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!

by JoeT December 13, 2008

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021