When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
by frosty dog September 30, 2019
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. 
When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...
by roughryder69 June 22, 2021
Get the Bologna the ridemug. When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it
by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021
Get the Donkey Ridingmug. A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
by anonymous June 8, 2022
Get the Riding the hand carmug. Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. 