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Mystic Pizza

Mystic Pizza is a term used to describe the fake facade or false representation of items owned, success earned, and the false personas entertainers portray in their content. It is commonly used by rappers, musicians, actors, and social media influencers to acquire more viewership and subscriptions, listeners, and followers.

The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.

Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.
I cannot believe she would stoop as low as to pay someone for mystic pizza to get more listeners?!
by Joey Murder June 5, 2024
mugGet the Mystic Pizzamug.

pizza pal zone

It’s like friend-zoning but it’s just used when it’s two people who like the same toppings on pizza
“Oh damn you like mushrooms too? We can be pizza pals”

Did you just pizza pal zone me?”
by bigdaddee May 25, 2024
mugGet the pizza pal zonemug.

Tostanals Pizza Rolls

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.
" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"
by Kimbusha January 7, 2021
mugGet the Tostanals Pizza Rollsmug.

Pizza Face

When your so pimply you look like you've got a bunch of pepperoni pimples on your face.
Chris Pratt: Yo Chris did you see Chris's face?
Chris Hemsworth: I sure did! He's got a pizza face!
Chris Pines: Hey what are you guys talking about?
Chris Hemsworth: Oh nothing, Pizza face.
by Nadia Hoyte January 16, 2019
mugGet the Pizza Facemug.

Pizza

Much more discrete code-word for Cocaine, maintaining a low-profile when texting, etc.
1 slice = quarter gram
Person 1 - "Hey bro can I get some pizza?"

Person 2 -"I've got 6 slices left."
Person 1 - "I'll take 4"
by LostAdvertiser November 13, 2017
mugGet the Pizzamug.

sloppy pizza

I just couldnt man she had a sloppy pizza
by M95 March 21, 2014
mugGet the sloppy pizzamug.

Bean pizza

The area in or around a woman's vagina
The hookers delivered her bean pizza
by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025
mugGet the Bean pizzamug.

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