Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.

'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024

Pig behavior

Pig behavior is the behavior of individuals who fail to call their cousin(s)

She didn’t call her cousin. I’m not surprised, she’s always on that pig behavior

by Piggy pig April 13, 2021

Candied Pig Lips

When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.

I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.

by KTHaven November 4, 2023

guinea pig

the cutest thing to ever exist and if you are reading this and you dont have one get one

guinea pig goes wheek

by MisaPumpkin January 28, 2025

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 25, 2024

Pig

An evil baconbag. These sausage lumps are a plague on humanity.

'Oh, my day was horrible, I saw a pig.'

by where's the orange juice November 15, 2020

vachichi pig

The female version of a fuckboi

Hey ladies, guess what? It's spring. Time to shave your vachichi and behaving like a vachichi pig.

by Sexydimma February 24, 2015