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implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007
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ho packet

1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.
Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.
by patriqo March 1, 2009
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Close Parker

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.

2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.

2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010
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wreaked pecker

Guy, I gotta get checked out! Chick i was with on the weekend gave me a bad case of wreaked pecker,

Girl, I think that Guy I was with on the weekend had a bad case or wreaked pecker, I better get a check out.
by epycrate February 4, 2010
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flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.
After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.
by the original imac March 16, 2010
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Jet-packed

The act of constantly bugging someone to the point where the bugged person thinks you will show up outside their window via jet-pack
Girl: I got jet-packed by Jacob last night as soon as I logged on facebook. He didnt stop talking to me for 4 hours!
by purplegirl1818 May 5, 2010
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Paedo parker

A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.
Omg!! that guy is such a paedo parker.
by jesse brock September 5, 2010
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