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Horse

An Animal called the Horse was created by the famous scientist Lil Nas X in his song Old Town Road.
by Boom Bop BAm September 29, 2019
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urban horse

A guniea pig that is within city limits.
Joan owns two urban horses.
by D3boyz September 25, 2023
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or some such horse puckey

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".
(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
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Trojan Horse

When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.
Jessica was sucking me off last night, and I can’t believe I fell for the good old Trojan Horse.
by NotMikey July 28, 2023
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Drew all over my horse

Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”

When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more
“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script”
by Pluvia May 27, 2024
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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
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Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.
It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.
by Me When The Moment Of September 10, 2021
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