spanking the monkey

taking herman to the circus

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night

by doc voodoo January 19, 2003

monkey brain

Grab the scrotum sac and squeeze it from the base tightening the skin around the testicles. The result is a perfectly formed miniature "brain".

Dude, her stone cold heart turned to hot lava once she seen the monkey brain.

by Bret Austin September 10, 2004

Crotch Monkey

an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear

guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?

by Flappy McSpitz February 7, 2009

Butt monkey

A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard

You like Bose you butt monkey

by bob griffiths March 10, 2004

monkey love

Cinta monyet in Indonesian, a youthful love or first love equivalent to Western puppy love

Desi: Ibu, aku gugup tentang Ana. Aku pikirkan dia punya cinta monyet bersama dengan aku.
Fika, : Putri Desi, jangan gugup! Hanya mencoba lalu melihat kalau kamu suka...

by ChiJoker October 10, 2004

Honey Monkey

A cute loving term used by a True cowboy to describe his girl. A honey monkey is the only woman able to hold a cowboys heart for the rest of his life.

Stephanie is my Honey Monkey. She promised to be for ever.

by HoneyMonkeyBaby February 5, 2010

monkey rape

Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.

Can be quite noisy.

Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.

But they never got used to the screaming.

by scodder May 6, 2010