John Paul

A mega faggot and likes dick

John Paul is a mega faggot

by Bigdeke13 January 15, 2020

John Brown

the newest white rapper to be on the scene, he has mad talent, and great flows, he is an entity, not a rapper (per say), He was on the white rapper show, and is very good looking, Known for saying "hallelujah holla back" and saying "ghetto revival"...

John Brown lost to $hamrock on "The White Rapper Show" but has gone WAY farthest than $hamrock...

by sunshine_at_midnite April 7, 2008

John Cena

1. A perverted (white O_o) rapper who mostly raps about sex.
2. A female fan's favorite. (I personally hate him)
3. A decent wrestler.

Lyrics from a rap of John Cena's- I ain't about a wife even if she won this right I'll fuck for seven days but stand for one night.

by Briela B July 17, 2006

Marcus Johns

The hottest viner ever. He's hilarious and absolutely perfect. He sings and plays guitar and is very musical. He is a good, geniune guy. He has this craziness about him.. A zest, that is sexy. It will make you swoon. Any girl would be lucky to have Marcus Johns.

(Marcus Johns's current girlfriend is VERY lucky I wish I could have a guy like him)

by Singing101 January 4, 2015

JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED

A perpetually unemployed person that milks the system by not actually looking for work while receving unemployment benefits to their maximum.

A deadbeat.

He's not even trying to find work, he's your average JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED

by American Tax payer November 21, 2010

john wayne

Shitting yourself the having to walk in a cowboy-esque fashion

I shit myself last night and had to John Wayne it all the way home!

by Croft and Morris June 13, 2005

Blue John

A sexual move, were one takes a sip of a blue slushy and spits it out into his or her partners vagina and/or butthole, providing an excelent cool sensation.

Cameron: Dude, I just gave Blair a blue john, she came instantly
Max: Yeah, that's typically a crowd pleaser. I bet her vagina was all blue after words.

by J.T. Falls September 9, 2011