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Lightning the horse

My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead
Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning
by Archie.413 December 24, 2020
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horse fire

It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.

Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?

Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.

Morty: A what?

Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.

Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?

Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!

Morty: Yea but..

Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021
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how many horse

Tim:How many horse?

John:*Demonicly*... yes
by Slimyboi. April 13, 2020
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direction of the horse

the twelve signs of the Chinese lunar calendar are not only applied to years and hours of the day, but to directions as well. starting with the Rat in the first in line} North and goes clockwise. the Horse is the seventh, which puts in the South.
There's a strong gust of wind coming from the direction of the horse.
by MoonlightMaiden July 28, 2021
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Red Horsing

Red Horsing is the ability to show utter contempt for the institution that you work for by leathering 6-10 cans of premium high strength, low budget lager on a weekday evening, leading to slurred speech, plethora's of expletives, and general antisocial behavior but ensuring full trust in one's own capability to do the job the following day. Red Horsing usually is associated with some butter chicken dish.
'Sham, did you see Damo last night?'
'You mean Dame Laura Davies?'

'You wouldn't have said that to him last night, he was Red Horsing it and had the boxing gloves on.'
'Oh no, not again'
by Billy's Burgers June 27, 2024
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Ghost Horse

A glitch in red dead original online that made a lot of people very angry the glitch makes you invisible so you can kill anyone without being detected
Player 1: Poppy is going to get the Ghost Horse quickly shoot him with the Emergency rescue rifle/ Explosive Rifle
Player 2: Ok no more Ghost Horse for poppy
by DARK MEL0DY February 16, 2020
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Donkey and horse

Donkey see themselves as horse but they are not
Donkey and horse don't look alike
by Idkboy2211 February 7, 2023
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