Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!
by GAGL August 09, 2023
For a person to engage in the very excessive consumption of a variety of intoxicating substances such as alcohol, MDMA and cocaine, among others, within a short time period and, invariably, to the detriment of an individuals normal daily routine and responsibilities the following day.
"Dude, last night was off the wall. I didn't mean to get right on it but didn't go to bed till 7am and was 2 hours late for work."
"Hahaha, bro.... you look like shit. Got right on it again last night, didn't you?"
"Hahaha, bro.... you look like shit. Got right on it again last night, didn't you?"
by R.O.I. September 06, 2019
When you get tricked into doing or saying something considered gay by your friends. Usually done for the comedic value derived from it, often only found funny by those who actually tricked the person who got strogied themselves. It often leads to very uncomfortable social situations due to people outside the joke or instance not understanding that the entire thing was set up.
Hey, let's strogie Matt Damon tomorrow night, he'll never see it coming.
Goddamnit, I got strogied by Harrison Ford again.
Billy is definitely getting strogied tonight, he's going to look gay in front of everyone!
Goddamnit, I got strogied by Harrison Ford again.
Billy is definitely getting strogied tonight, he's going to look gay in front of everyone!
by Count Chocula Brocula September 24, 2019
When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.
Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
by Misterstitches November 22, 2019
To succeed unexpectedly.
"get the cow" in a sentence:
"I can't believe Slobbermouth Steve managed to pull off a presentation.
Boy, he really got the cow!"
"I can't believe Slobbermouth Steve managed to pull off a presentation.
Boy, he really got the cow!"
by shitbird105 May 08, 2021
by Spark1eGir1 December 18, 2018
To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.
Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?
Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.
Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.
Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.
Boy 2: I know right?!?
Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.
Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.
Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.
Boy 2: I know right?!?
by I Am Merkins xD January 09, 2012