Chris Long 

Rich white elitist liberal assholes are known as snowflakes. Chris Long is a Snowflake.

Since Chris Long got cut from the Patriots he is back living in his dad's basement and blaming President Trump for his crummy life.

Chris Long by Trayvon Simpson February 17, 2017

Chris O. 

Chris O. is some Greek Emo feg who thinks he invented the word feg.

Chris O. is such a feg

Chris O. by Triple M September 16, 2008

Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle

Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108

Chris Christie by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

Chris Meluch

some man child who has had a 5 o'clock shadow since 5th grade. He is a total flamer and loves guys

"Hey that guy over there totally hit on me."

"What a chris meluch move."

Chris Meluch by killchrismeluch1212 July 22, 2009

chris browned 

To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.

"He just Chris Browned that bitch!"

chris browned by Matt Burkhardt March 11, 2009

Chris browned 

Chris browned is a filler word such as sort-of, it means to get beat-up, get jacked, messed-up, tricked, played, owned, dissed.

"did you see her after she got dissed?"

"yah bro, she got chris browned!"

Chris browned by Pheonixx Skyy August 4, 2009

Chris Browned 

Beating the shit outta somebody.

See pwnd

Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!

Chris Browned by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009