Blue Dobber

What happens to your dick after having sex with someone who has a blue waffle

Man this chick gave me a blue dobber.

by Loading....... January 23, 2011

Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011

blue down

a slang word for sad

Hey what's up with her she all blue down.

by kipi December 5, 2010

Blue Musicing

Derives from the phrase "Blue Balls". When a person removes another persons headphones, or stops a person midsong just to make sure they can't listen, which causes the person extreme pain and makes them very volatile and angry. Never approach somebody who has been blue musiced as they will tear you a new one.

Person 1: *Removes headphones from music playing device causing blue musicing*
Person 2: *blue musiced and punches person 1*

by Sexybackrules July 23, 2010

teh blue

Gold Bond Blue (extra strength foot powder) powder when applied to your nether regions (aka nut powder)

It's like 90 degrees out today! Glad I put on teh blue, it's like 10000 icy gnomes going mike tyson on my goods!

by phy6 July 12, 2007

[Blue Waved]

A time honored drinking tradition that requires the following drink called the Blue Wave.

Ingredients:
.5 Oz part Hpnotiq
.5 Oz White wine
.5 Oz Orange Juice
a splash of Ginger ale

You also need many shot glasses of water(the more the better). You toast the person who is drinking the Blue Wave and when they are in the middle of downing shot you throw the water at them.

"Why are you all wet?"
"I just got Blue Waved."

by Bret C. May 6, 2008

blue buck

Someone who's old as hell and their balls hang down to their ankles

John McCain is such a blue buck!

by Horry putter November 7, 2014